110+ Headlines for a Dating Site: Funny, Witty, & More (2024)

Co-authored bySuzanna Mathewsand Cheyenne Main

Last Updated: February 20, 2024Fact Checked

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   Tell jokes that show your personality. A witty one-liner can be a great way to attract others who have a similar sense of humor.^[1] Check out these hilarious jokes you can use in your dating bio:

   • “Never trust atoms; they make up everything!”
   • “I’m learning about important dates in history. Want to go on one?”
   • “I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not so sure.”
   • “If a parsley farmer gets sued, can they garnish his wages?”
   • “People who take care of chickens are literally chicken tenders.”
   • “Just got fired from my job as a set designer—I left without making a scene.”
   • “The man who invented Velcro died, RIP.”
   • “Are people born with photographic memories, or does it take time to develop?”
   • “My friend’s bakery burned down last night. Now his business is toast.”
   • “The man who invented knock-knock jokes should get a no-bell prize.”
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   Try a self-deprecating one-liner. What better way to show off your sense of humor and carefree attitude than to poke fun at yourself?^[2] Try out one of these lighthearted taglines:

   • “I used to have a handle on life, but it snapped.”
   • “Willing to lie about how we met.”
   • “If you’re looking for a bad boy/girl, look no further—I’m bad at everything.”
   • “6th most fascinating person in the world.”
   • “Last time I was somebody’s type I was donating blood.”
   • “I still ride on the back of the cart when I go grocery shopping.”
   • “I once got lost in IKEA for two hours.”

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   Play "Would you Rather?" "Would you rather?" questions can be a great way to prompt other people to make the first move and answer a fun, no-pressure question. The best part is, you can use whatever examples you’d like! Try to create a question that reflects your personality or where you can introduce the hobbies you love.^[3] For example, would you rather…

   • “Have hiccups for the rest of your life or constantly feel like you have to sneeze?”
   • “Eat Skittles or Snickers?”
   • “Get up early or stay up late?”
   • “Have a private chef or a driver who can take you anywhere?”
   • “Turn invisible or fly?”
   • “Go hiking or take a nap?”
   • “Go to the beach or the mountains?”
   • “Play checkers or chess?”
   • “Have dogs or cats?”
   • “Be able to control water or control fire?”
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   Try a cheesy pickup line. They’re timeless, classic, and bound to get a laugh.^[4] Here are some of our favorites:

   • “I think I lost my phone number. Can I have yours?”
   • “Nothing lasts forever—I’m looking for my nothing.”
   • “Are you a loan? Because you’ve got my interest.”
   • “If the earth is round, where were you hiding?”
   • “Are you named Google? I feel like I’ve been searching for you.”
   • “Do you know what the Little Mermaid and I have in common? We both want to be part of your world.”
   • “I’d never play hide and seek with you, because someone like you is impossible to find.”
   • “Are you French? Because Eiffel for you.”
   • “Tie your shoes! Wouldn’t want you falling for anyone else.”
   • “On a scale of one to America, how free are you this weekend?”
   • “Have you been to the doctor lately? I think you’re lacking some vitamin me.”

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   Highlight your best qualities in three words. If you’re not feeling cheesy one-liners, try sticking to a simple bio that shows off a couple of core aspects of your personality.^[5] Try one of these examples:

   • “Lover, hiker, and daydreamer.”
   • “Sweet, funny, and easy-going.”
   • “Fun, loving, and hardworking.”
   • “Humble, funny, and kinda handsome.”
   • “A sweet, genuinely kind person.”
   • “Great cook, excellent conversationalist, lover of dogs.”
   • “Laid-back, reliable, passionate.”
   • “Adventurer, book-nerd, and art-lover.”
   • “Confident, kind, taco-lover.”
   • “Expert dog-walker.”
   • “Professional bathroom singer.”
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   Describe who you are and what kind of partner you’re looking for. Catch a potential match by describing yourself in a few words and saying what kind of person you’re looking to date. This kind of headline can be a great way to attract people who share your dating goals, whether you’re looking for a one-night stand or a lifetime mate.^[6] Aim to focus about 70% of your headline on your personality and 30% on what type of partner you’d like.^[7] Check out these lines:

   • “I’m a strong, independent person looking for someone to watch movies with.”
   • “I’m a well-rounded, honest person searching for my other half.”
   • “I’m a fun-loving college grad with an art degree who just wants a good time.”
   • “I’m an avid coffee-drinking snowbird looking for someone to go skiing with.”
   • “I’m an herbal tea-loving Brit who just moved to Istanbul. Looking for a person to drink hot chocolate with over the holidays.”
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   Share a fun fact. One of the best ways to break the ice with a new boo is to give a random, interesting fact about yourself. Get creative! Go back into your childhood, think about your favorite activities, or share an embarrassing/funny story to lighten the mood.^[8] Here are some ideas you can work with:

   • “In high school I was voted Most Likely to Win the Hunger Games.”
   • “I met Harry Styles once.”
   • “When I was a kid I wanted to be an octopus.”
   • “I have an irrational fear of mannequins.”
   • “One time I broke my foot while riding my bike.”
   • “I can name the capital of every country.”
   • “Ask me about the time I hiked Mount Everest!”
   • “I went to Paris last year on a family trip.”
   • “I fell asleep on the bus once and ended up in another city.”
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   Use a quote from your favorite book, TV show, or movie. Connect with matches who love the same things by using a quote from one of your favorite ways to pass the time.^[9] Here are some great ones you can use to jump off of:

   • “Genius. Billionaire. Playboy. Philanthropist.”
   • “Where we’re going, we don’t need roads.”
   • “I’ve believed as many as six impossible things before breakfast.”
   • “We dream in our waking moments, and walk in our sleep.”
   • “May the force be with you.”
   • “It’s alive! It’s alive!”
   • “Live long and prosper.”
   • “Hasta la vista, baby.”
   • “How you doin’?”
   • “To infinity, and beyond!”
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   List three of your favorite things. The best headlines are short, direct, and get the attention of the kind of matches you’d vibe with. Listing some things that you love can do all three!^[10] Check out these simple, fun dating site headlines:

   • “Froyo, karaoke, & hiking.”
   • “Peace, love, and puppies.”
   • “Pickles, peanut butter, and ketchup. Not together.”
   • “Cats, books, and beach tans.”
   • “Burritos, slippers, and stay-ins.”
   • “Hiking, swimming, and getting lost in the city.”
   • “Carpentry, coloring, and conversations.”
   • “Walking my dog, eating out, and horseback riding.”
   • “Knitting, rock-climbing, and avoiding my boss.”
   • “Tree climbing, picnics, and people watching.”
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   Show off your career or expertise in a fun way. Some people list their job titles on their dating profiles. One way to spice up your headline is to create your own weird, funny, cool job title. Don’t lie about what you do for a living—instead, think about what you actually do and think of a funny way to mix it up. Here are some of our favorite examples:^[11]

   • “Aspiring novelist.” (Copywriter/Editor)
   • “Master hand-shaker.” (Sales Representative)
   • “Hacker.” (Programmer)
   • “Professional ninja.” (Software Developer)
   • “Social media wizard.” (Marketing, PR)
   • “Chief coffee orderer.” (Receptionist)
   • “Vibe manager.” (Stay-at-home Parent)

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   Suggest an activity. Is there a new bar you want to try, or something you want to do with a partner? Create a unique headline for potential matches who are interested in the same things you are by suggesting an activity to do together.^[12] Shape these examples however you’d like:

   • “I’ve been itching to try an escape room, want to try with me?”
   • “Let’s dance the night away.”
   • “Let’s camp, hike, and enjoy nature together.”
   • “Want to join me on my next fishing trip?”
   • “Let’s soak up the sun and catch some waves.”
   • “Looking for someone to try new restaurants with. Have any suggestions?”
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   Use a question or an interesting prompt to draw in potential matches. There are a ton of questions you can ask on your dating bio to draw in a match—be creative and tailor your question or prompt to draw in the type of person who’s right for you!^[13] Here are some of our best examples:

   • “What’s your best pickup line?”
   • “If you could listen to one song for the rest of your life, what would it be?”
   • “What’s your most controversial opinion?”
   • “Using only emojis, tell me your life story.”
   • “What are your thoughts on pineapple on pizza?”
   • “What would you buy if you won the lottery?
   • “If you could only eat one thing for a week, what would you choose?”
   • “Do you think humans will ever live on Mars?”
   • “What’s your star sign?”
   • “Do you like to dance?”
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   Use an interesting riddle. Riddles can be a great way to prompt your potential matches to take their best guesses at the answer. Afterward, you can ask if they have a riddle they love to ask!^[14] Here are a few to get you started:

   • “What has a neck but no head?” (A bottle)
   • “What’s more useful when it’s broken?” (An egg)
   • “What gets broken without being held?” (A promise)
   • “When it is alive we sing, when it is dead we clap our hands. What is it?” (A birthday candle)
   • “What can go through glass without breaking it?” (Light)
   • “What kind of room has no walls, door or windows?” (A mushroom)
   • “What runs all around a backyard, but never moves?” (A fence)
   • “What do you buy to eat but never consume?” (Silverware/forks)
   • “What has a bottom at the top?” (Your legs)
   • “What can you hold in your right hand, but never in your left hand?” (Your left hand)

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   Include only a few key interests in your headline. Even though it can be tempting to include all of your hobbies, interests, and favorite activities, it can be a little overwhelming if they’re all in the first sentence of your bio.^[15] Instead, focus on creating an interesting hook that reels in potential matches—you can always mention those things after you start talking!

   • It can be better to keep your bio simple—stick to a few interesting details and facts about you.
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   Keep things positive. People tend to use dating apps to find partners who can add a little fun to their life. Brighten up your profile by using words that describe your fun personality and avoiding bringing up uncomfortable topics.^[16]

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   Make sure your profile doesn't contain any personal information. For your safety, keep your work location, your home address, or your phone number out of your bio.^[17] After you've talked to someone for a while, met them over video chat, and feel like you trust them, then feel free to share what you feel comfortable with!

   • Make sure you don’t ask for personal information from your matches immediately. Even though it can be exciting to make a new match, it’s more important that you make your date feel safe first.

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